I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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