the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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