Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm sobbing to NWA
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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