How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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