Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I could fuck to npr.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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