when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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