So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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