so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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