I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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