your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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