Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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