I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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