I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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