dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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