I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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