Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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