Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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