i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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