I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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