this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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What a dumb baby whore.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
is it fun? or sober?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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