your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
The power of my boobs compel you
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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