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I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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