When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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