Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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