Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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