i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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