i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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