my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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