Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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