His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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