How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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