she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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