just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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