Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
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