When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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