i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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