The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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