We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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