what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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