So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
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I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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