Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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