Taylor Swift is so right about you.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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