i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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