i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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