fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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