In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize