Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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