question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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