they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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