Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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