Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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